The below is a rough outline of the weekend, so you can figure out when you want to get there (though we hope you come for all of it!). Please do not take legal action if the weekend deviates from the below timeline.
Friday, September 2, 2022 Afternoon You can start arriving at camp. Go for a swim, take a walk in the woods, lie down in a field, start a new life in that field. Dinner We will eat dinner. Evening Campfire, s'mores, ghost stories, real ghosts invited Saturday, September 3 Morning/Afternoon Breakfast and lunch will be laid out in the lodge for you to come and grab whenever you want. Camp will be fully open: climb the wall and go on the zip line, waterski and tube, archer (?), play tennis, reenact the entire plot of The Parent Trap starring Lindsay Lohan or It Takes Two starring the Olsen twins. Rehearsal Dinner (exact time TBD) We will rehearse eating dinner and listen to some speeches. Evening Karaoke Sunday, September 4 Morning/Afternoon The same exact thing as Saturday, but then we get married. Wedding (sunset-ish) We get married and then we all get drunk. Monday, September 5 Morning We'll put out breakfast like we did the last two days. Hang around camp, dry heaving, until you go off to the airport/home. |